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A hostess gift, an open house, a friend who needs the lift: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Merry \u0026amp; Bright\" — the two words everybody is trying very hard to be\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSignature White jar — a white-printed label on clear reusable glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGolden Patchouli — patchouli and orange over mango and goji berry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax — plant-based, an even burn with no petroleum wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours, carrying well past the short days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hostess, an open house, a December exchange, secret santa, a friend in a dark apartment, someone who has everything, and anyone still pretending it is fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e SW-2115-4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Golden Patchouli - Patchouli, Orange, Mango \u0026amp; Goji Berry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What is a good hostess gift that is not wine or flowers?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e A candle is the strongest alternative to wine or flowers because it needs no vase, no fridge and no decision on the night. It also survives being opened later.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Which candle scent brightens a dark December living room?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Citrus-led scents do more for a dark room than heavy resins, because orange reads as daylight even at four in the afternoon. Patchouli underneath keeps it from being sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is patchouli too strong for a holiday party?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Patchouli here sits under orange, mango and goji berry rather than leading, so it lands warm rather than heavy. It suits a party where people are moving between rooms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What should I bring to a friend's annual December open house?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bring something small enough to hand over in a doorway crowded with coats, which rules out anything that needs refrigeration or a serving dish. A candle is the classic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can a citrus candle work at Christmas or does it need to smell like pine?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange and spice is as traditional a Christmas smell as pine and it suits homes with an artificial tree. Choose it when the house already has greenery doing that job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Why does the wick need trimming before every light?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trimming the cotton wick to 1\/4\" keeps the flame small and steady, which stops soot and gives a cleaner scent throw. 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