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A hostess, a neighbor, a name you drew: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Merry Christmas\" — a greeting that works for every name on the list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSignature White jar — a white-printed label, plain and legible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax with a cotton wick — a steady flame and honest scent throw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, so it runs the whole season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hostess, a December exchange, secret santa, the person who has everything, a host who refuses help, the friend you see once a year, and everybody else you forgot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e SW-2116-16\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e16. 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Safe is not the same as boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What is a good gift for a host who refuses to let you help?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bring the host who will not let you lift a finger something that needs nothing from them at the time. A candle sits on the counter until they choose to open it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e How many candles should I keep on hand for unexpected December guests?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two or three spare candles cover the drop-in visits that always happen between the twentieth and the twenty-fourth. 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