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A December gift exchange, a secret santa draw, the friend hosting again this year: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Smells Like Holiday Shenanigans\" — the label does the introductions for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSignature White jar — a clean white-printed label on reusable glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% soy wax — plant-based, an even burn with no petroleum wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBalsam + Cedar — Fraser fir and balsam, a tree lot after dark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, which outlasts most people's stamina\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA December gift exchange, secret santa, the friend who hosts, funny gifts for a group chat, a housewarming in the worst month to move, and whoever started it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e SW-2119-15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam \u0026amp; Cedar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What should I buy for a secret santa when I drew a name I barely know?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e A funny scented candle is the reliable secret santa answer for a stranger, because it needs no size, no allergy check and no inside knowledge. The joke does the warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is a funny candle a good gift exchange pick for a mixed group of ages?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e This one is safe across ages because the joke is about chaos rather than anything crude. Grandparents laugh at it and so does the twenty-two year old.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What do you bring to a holiday party when you are staying the night?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bring something the host keeps rather than something they have to serve, which is why a candle beats another bottle on the counter. Hand it over at the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Which scent works best for a house full of people in December?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fir and cedar is the safest scent for a crowded room, since it reads as fresh rather than sweet and does not compete with food. Light it before anyone arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do I need to explain the joke when someone opens this?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e The line explains itself in one read, which is the whole point of a saying candle at a table full of people. Nobody has to be told why it is funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e How long should the first burn last?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Let the first light run two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass. 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