Christmas Candles - Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho, Color
Christmas Candles - Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho, Color
88 in stock
Every family has one and she knows who she is. "Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho" is the sort of thing you can only say to someone who would say it straight back, so it belongs on a candle, not a card.
A soy wax candle, hand poured in the Signature Color jar with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar. White elephant, the office swap, the friend who started the joke: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho" — on the Signature Color jar, read out loud every time
- 100% soy wax — a clean, even burn with no petroleum wax
- Non-toxic and phthalate free — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Balsam + Cedar — fir and cedar, a tree that just came indoors
- 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, so it runs past New Year's
- Cotton wick for a steady flame and true scent throw, corner to corner
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
White elephant, the office swap, coworkers, neighbors, the group chat's worst influence, and the one friend who has genuinely earned the title.
Product Details
- Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
- Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
- Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
- Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
- Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
- Item: SC-1993-15
Scent
15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What makes a good white elephant gift that people actually fight over?
A: A funny candle wins a white elephant round more often than a gadget does, because the whole table can read the joke from three seats away. Buy near the limit.
Q: Can I give a candle like this to a coworker I barely know?
A: Save this one for a coworker whose humor you already know, since "Ho" is doing a lot of work on the label. For a newer desk neighbor, a scent-led jar is easier.
Q: What can I do with the jar once the candle is finished?
A: The glass jar washes out with warm soapy water and holds pens, hair ties or a small trailing plant. It is proper glass, not a thin shell, so it earns a second job.
Q: Will a Signature Color jar look right on a green and gold mantel?
A: The Signature Color label is built for a decorated room and sits happily among greenery, ribbon and brass. Group it with two others at different heights.
Q: How do I style candles on a holiday table without it looking cluttered?
A: An odd-numbered cluster of three down the center of a table looks deliberate where a row looks accidental. Light them twenty minutes before people sit down.
Q: How long does a 13.5 oz Christmas candle burn?
A: This jar gives 60+ hours of burn time. Trim the wick to 1/4" before each light and let the first burn reach the edge of the glass.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Policy
- Shipping Time: Standard shipping takes 5-7 business days. Expedited options are available at checkout.
- Shipping Areas: We ship to all contiguous U.S. states. No shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, or international addresses.
- Tracking: A confirmation email with a tracking number is sent once your order is shipped.
Returns Policy
- Return Window: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Return Process: Contact us with your order number and reason for return. We will provide return authorization and instructions.
- Refunds: Once we receive and inspect the returned item, a refund will be issued to your original payment method within 7-10 business days. Shipping fees are non-refundable.
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