Funny Christmas Candles - All I Want For Christmas Is You
Funny Christmas Candles - All I Want For Christmas Is You
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Four notes in and everyone in the car already knows the rest. "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is the sincere one in the collection, which makes it the one people actually give to the person they mean it about.
Hand poured with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar. A partner, a long-distance December, a hostess who already owns everything else: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "All I Want For Christmas Is You" — the only line in the collection with no catch
- Signature White jar — a white-printed label on reusable glass
- Natural soy wax — plant-based, an even burn right to the edge
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Balsam + Cedar — Fraser fir, balsam and cedar, a tree just brought in
- 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, which is most of a winter
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A partner, a long-distance December, a first Christmas together, a hostess, a gift exchange, secret santa, someone who has everything, and anyone who sings it badly.
Product Details
- Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
- Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
- Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
- Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
- Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
- Item: SW-1992-15
Scent
15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a good Christmas gift for a partner who is hard to shop for?
A: A partner who buys their own things is best served by something sentimental with a use attached. A candle with a line on it does the sentiment without the speech.
Q: Is a candle a romantic gift or a lazy one?
A: A candle becomes romantic when the label says something specific rather than nothing at all, which is the difference here. The saying is the gift and the wax is the excuse.
Q: What should I send someone I am spending Christmas apart from?
A: Send something they will light on the evening you would otherwise be together, which is the point of a scented gift at a distance. It is small enough to post easily.
Q: What do you give someone who has everything and hates clutter?
A: Anti-clutter people want gifts that get consumed, and a candle is the cleanest example of that. It leaves a washable glass jar behind and nothing else.
Q: Which candle scent is safest when you are buying for two people who share a house?
A: Pick a scent neither person has to love, which usually means woody rather than floral or sweet. Fir and cedar is the standard neutral ground in a shared home.
Q: Can I burn this candle in a bedroom overnight?
A: Never leave a candle burning while you sleep or when you leave the room, whatever the size of the jar. Light it in the evening and put it out before bed.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Policy
- Shipping Time: Standard shipping takes 5-7 business days. Expedited options are available at checkout.
- Shipping Areas: We ship to all contiguous U.S. states. No shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, or international addresses.
- Tracking: A confirmation email with a tracking number is sent once your order is shipped.
Returns Policy
- Return Window: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Return Process: Contact us with your order number and reason for return. We will provide return authorization and instructions.
- Refunds: Once we receive and inspect the returned item, a refund will be issued to your original payment method within 7-10 business days. Shipping fees are non-refundable.
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