Funny Christmas Candles - Merry Christmas Cranberry Soy Jar
Funny Christmas Candles - Merry Christmas Cranberry Soy Jar
95 in stock
Not every gift needs a punchline, and some people would rather it did not have one. "Merry Christmas" is the plain version — two words, a real candle, and nothing anybody has to react to politely.
Hand poured with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas, it is the one of our christmas candles you buy six of. A hostess, a neighbor, a name you drew: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Merry Christmas" — a greeting that works for every name on the list
- Signature White jar — a white-printed label, plain and legible
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a steady flame and honest scent throw
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar
- 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, so it runs the whole season
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A hostess, a December exchange, secret santa, the person who has everything, a host who refuses help, the friend you see once a year, and everybody else you forgot.
Product Details
- Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
- Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
- Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
- Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
- Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
- Item: SW-2116-16
Scent
16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What do you give someone who already has everything they want?
A: Give something consumable to the person who has everything, because it solves the storage problem their house already has. A candle gets used and leaves no clutter behind.
Q: Is a plain Merry Christmas gift too safe for a gift exchange?
A: A straightforward candle is the right call for an exchange where you cannot read the room, since not every table wants a punchline. Safe is not the same as boring.
Q: What is a good gift for a host who refuses to let you help?
A: Bring the host who will not let you lift a finger something that needs nothing from them at the time. A candle sits on the counter until they choose to open it.
Q: How many candles should I keep on hand for unexpected December guests?
A: Two or three spare candles cover the drop-in visits that always happen between the twentieth and the twenty-fourth. One scent keeps the shelf simple.
Q: Does a cranberry scent suit a house that already smells of cooking?
A: Tart cranberry and orange peel sit well alongside roasting and baking smells rather than clashing with them. Light it in the hallway rather than the kitchen.
Q: Will this jar sit safely on a narrow windowsill?
A: The jar measures 3.5 x 3.5 x 4 inches, so it fits most sills and shelves with room to spare. Keep it away from curtains and out of a draught while it is lit.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Policy
- Shipping Time: Standard shipping takes 5-7 business days. Expedited options are available at checkout.
- Shipping Areas: We ship to all contiguous U.S. states. No shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, or international addresses.
- Tracking: A confirmation email with a tracking number is sent once your order is shipped.
Returns Policy
- Return Window: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Return Process: Contact us with your order number and reason for return. We will provide return authorization and instructions.
- Refunds: Once we receive and inspect the returned item, a refund will be issued to your original payment method within 7-10 business days. Shipping fees are non-refundable.
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