Funny Christmas Candles - Merry Everything & A Happy Always
Funny Christmas Candles - Merry Everything & A Happy Always
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Some people are impossible to buy for because they already own the good version of everything. "Merry Everything & A Happy Always" sidesteps the whole problem — it names no tradition, assumes nothing, and still says something.
Hand poured with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas. A hostess, a year of invitations to repay, the person who has everything already: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Merry Everything & A Happy Always" — on the Signature White jar, a greeting for every house
- A white-printed label on reusable glass that suits any room
- Natural soy wax — plant-based, a clean burn with no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar
- A 13.5 oz jar and 60+ hours, well past the decorations coming down
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A hostess, a thank-you you owe, a December exchange, secret santa, someone who has everything, a friend whose traditions you never asked about, and everybody in between.
Product Details
- Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
- Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
- Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
- Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
- Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
- Item: SW-1987-16
Scent
16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What do you give someone who genuinely has everything?
A: The person who has everything is missing nothing except things that get used and disappear. A hand poured candle is the most reliable version of that.
Q: What do you give a host whose house is already perfect?
A: A house that needs no improving still needs restocking, and a candle is the one decorative thing that runs out. It flatters the room without trying to change it.
Q: Is a candle a good thank-you for someone who has hosted you all year?
A: A candle is the right weight for a year of hospitality: generous, unfussy, and impossible to read as an obligation. Give it in December and settle the account.
Q: How many gifts can one candle scent cover before it feels repetitive?
A: One scent covers as many households as you like, because none of them are comparing shelves. Change the saying, not the fragrance, when people know each other.
Q: Which scent is the safest all-purpose choice for December?
A: Cranberry with orange peel and brown sugar is the broadest December scent, since it is festive without being pine or dessert. It suits kitchens, hallways and bathrooms.
Q: Does a candle need to be burned all the way in one go?
A: No candle should be lit for more than about four hours at a stretch, so a 13.5 oz jar is meant to be enjoyed over many evenings. Put it out and relight it tomorrow.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Policy
- Shipping Time: Standard shipping takes 5-7 business days. Expedited options are available at checkout.
- Shipping Areas: We ship to all contiguous U.S. states. No shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, or international addresses.
- Tracking: A confirmation email with a tracking number is sent once your order is shipped.
Returns Policy
- Return Window: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Return Process: Contact us with your order number and reason for return. We will provide return authorization and instructions.
- Refunds: Once we receive and inspect the returned item, a refund will be issued to your original payment method within 7-10 business days. Shipping fees are non-refundable.
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