Funny Christmas Candles - Smells Like Holiday Shenanigans
Funny Christmas Candles - Smells Like Holiday Shenanigans
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There is one house on every street where December stops being wholesome by about the eighth. "Smells Like Holiday Shenanigans" is for the friend whose party runs long, whose playlist gets worse, and who owns a photo nobody is allowed to post.
Hand poured from 100% soy wax with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar. A December gift exchange, a secret santa draw, the friend hosting again this year: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Smells Like Holiday Shenanigans" — the label does the introductions for you
- Signature White jar — a clean white-printed label on reusable glass
- 100% soy wax — plant-based, an even burn with no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Balsam + Cedar — Fraser fir and balsam, a tree lot after dark
- 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, which outlasts most people's stamina
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A December gift exchange, secret santa, the friend who hosts, funny gifts for a group chat, a housewarming in the worst month to move, and whoever started it.
Product Details
- Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
- Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
- Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
- Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
- Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
- Item: SW-2119-15
Scent
15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What should I buy for a secret santa when I drew a name I barely know?
A: A funny scented candle is the reliable secret santa answer for a stranger, because it needs no size, no allergy check and no inside knowledge. The joke does the warmth.
Q: Is a funny candle a good gift exchange pick for a mixed group of ages?
A: This one is safe across ages because the joke is about chaos rather than anything crude. Grandparents laugh at it and so does the twenty-two year old.
Q: What do you bring to a holiday party when you are staying the night?
A: Bring something the host keeps rather than something they have to serve, which is why a candle beats another bottle on the counter. Hand it over at the door.
Q: Which scent works best for a house full of people in December?
A: Fir and cedar is the safest scent for a crowded room, since it reads as fresh rather than sweet and does not compete with food. Light it before anyone arrives.
Q: Do I need to explain the joke when someone opens this?
A: The line explains itself in one read, which is the whole point of a saying candle at a table full of people. Nobody has to be told why it is funny.
Q: How long should the first burn last?
A: Let the first light run two to three hours, until the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass. That sets the pool wide and the rest of the jar follows it.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Policy
- Shipping Time: Standard shipping takes 5-7 business days. Expedited options are available at checkout.
- Shipping Areas: We ship to all contiguous U.S. states. No shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, or international addresses.
- Tracking: A confirmation email with a tracking number is sent once your order is shipped.
Returns Policy
- Return Window: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Return Process: Contact us with your order number and reason for return. We will provide return authorization and instructions.
- Refunds: Once we receive and inspect the returned item, a refund will be issued to your original payment method within 7-10 business days. Shipping fees are non-refundable.
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